The banker is not giving something for nothing.” “Whatever you lent has ceased to be yours until it’s returned to you. After being escorted inside, he sits across the desk from the lawyer. ~Author Unknown40. Franklin D. Roosevelt: Economic Security August 11, 2020.
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